Thirteen things I have heard/said this week.
1. "Catch me a star mama"
I reach up and 'catch' a star.
"No silly with the fishing pole" as he hands me his.
2. "Is that Jackie Collins why would she be on American Idol?"
1. "Catch me a star mama"
I reach up and 'catch' a star.
"No silly with the fishing pole" as he hands me his.
2. "Is that Jackie Collins why would she be on American Idol?"
Said by my grandmother. (Meaning Carol Bayer Sager.)
3. "Why in heavens name would you get me diamond's...what you want?"
3. "Why in heavens name would you get me diamond's...what you want?"
Said by my mother in law after my father in law gave her a necklace for there 35th anniversary.
4. "I don't like this" Said in unison by my husband and his sister at dinner.
"Wanna trade?" Again in unison
5. "Wow, look floor"
4. "I don't like this" Said in unison by my husband and his sister at dinner.
"Wanna trade?" Again in unison
5. "Wow, look floor"
Said by me after cleaning the playroom .
6."A spider gets me!"
6."A spider gets me!"
Cried by my son (it was a piece of dust)
7. "Our house is snowing!"
7. "Our house is snowing!"
Said by my son when he looked out the window.
8. "It's an outpatient procedure it should only take an hour, I won't need a book"
8. "It's an outpatient procedure it should only take an hour, I won't need a book"
Said by my brother when offered a book to take with him while waiting for my mom.
9. "I should of brought a book"
9. "I should of brought a book"
Said by brother 6 hours later.
10. "I WANT TO ROLLER SKATE NOW!"
10. "I WANT TO ROLLER SKATE NOW!"
Screamed by son (Uh yeah it's snowing.)
11. "What's wrong with a 30 dollar pop up book? He'll love it"
11. "What's wrong with a 30 dollar pop up book? He'll love it"
Said by my brother who does not know 3 year olds.
12. "How much snot does your head hold!"
12. "How much snot does your head hold!"
Said by me after whipping my sons nose for the 89th time in an hour.
13. "I hate music time...but I hate you more!"
13. "I hate music time...but I hate you more!"
Said to me by a kid at church....still my favorite of the week.
7 comments:
That #13 is pretty harsh! But I like that 'A spider gets me!'.
As to my T13, use whatever you like! ;)
That last one still tickles me (although, there are a lot of good ones on your list...)
I think the fact that it was said at church is what cracks me up...
I'm getting so old (35, hehe) that I need to start writing these things down as they are said, because I just "know" someone said something really funny, and I can't remember it later!
i need to figure out how i can say #5 sometime soon about my daughter's bedroom!
regarding #8 and #9 - it's always better to have a book, just in case, don't you think?
How funny!
I totally thought it was Jackie Collins, too! How funny!
How much snot does a head hold! Hilarious!
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